Powder Blue Aphrodite Dahlia — Ceramic Wall Art | Chive
English Garden Collection — Dahlia Ceramic Wall Art
I never thought I'd find myself waxing poetic about a ceramic flower, but here I am, positively giddy over a piece of wall art that's about as alive as my Aunt Mildred after her third martini. This blue monstrosity, courtesy of Chive's decade-long obsession with fake flora, arrived in a box so pretty it made me question my life choices. Why don't I live in a box this fabulous? As I hefted the flower out, I half-expected a tiny ceramic gardener to pop out and yell, "Surprise! You've been punk'd by photosynthesis!" But no, it was just me, standing there with a giant blue blossom that looked like it had escaped from Alice's Wonderland after a particularly wild tea party.
The thing about this flower is that it's got a keyhole in the back, as if it's some sort of floral escape artist ready to hang itself at a moment's notice. I imagined it swinging from my living room wall, a constant reminder that I'd chosen to decorate my space with the botanical equivalent of a trust fund baby – pretty to look at, but ultimately useless. Yet, as I stood there, contemplating where this cerulean creation would best clash with my decor, I couldn't help but smile. It was ridiculous, yes, but in the most delightful way possible. And isn't that what we all need sometimes? A little bit of absurd beauty to brighten up our walls and our lives?
One Screw. No Maintenance. Never Wilts.
The Perfect Gift for Flower Lovers
The Powder Blue Aphrodite Dahlia is part of Chive's English Garden collection — handmade ceramic wall flowers designed in the English cottage garden tradition by a studio that has exhibited at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show for 13 consecutive years and not once become smug about it. Each piece mounts with a single keyhole screw, requires no water, no maintenance, and no apology for the fact that it will look exactly like this in twenty years. As featured on Oprah's O List. Ships to 40+ countries. Available on chive.com, chive.ca, and chiveukretail.com.
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Powder Blue Aphrodite Dahlia — Ceramic Wall Art | Chive
Powder Blue Aphrodite Dahlia — Ceramic Wall Art | Chive
English Garden Collection — Dahlia Ceramic Wall Art
I never thought I'd find myself waxing poetic about a ceramic flower, but here I am, positively giddy over a piece of wall art that's about as alive as my Aunt Mildred after her third martini. This blue monstrosity, courtesy of Chive's decade-long obsession with fake flora, arrived in a box so pretty it made me question my life choices. Why don't I live in a box this fabulous? As I hefted the flower out, I half-expected a tiny ceramic gardener to pop out and yell, "Surprise! You've been punk'd by photosynthesis!" But no, it was just me, standing there with a giant blue blossom that looked like it had escaped from Alice's Wonderland after a particularly wild tea party.
The thing about this flower is that it's got a keyhole in the back, as if it's some sort of floral escape artist ready to hang itself at a moment's notice. I imagined it swinging from my living room wall, a constant reminder that I'd chosen to decorate my space with the botanical equivalent of a trust fund baby – pretty to look at, but ultimately useless. Yet, as I stood there, contemplating where this cerulean creation would best clash with my decor, I couldn't help but smile. It was ridiculous, yes, but in the most delightful way possible. And isn't that what we all need sometimes? A little bit of absurd beauty to brighten up our walls and our lives?
One Screw. No Maintenance. Never Wilts.
The Perfect Gift for Flower Lovers
The Powder Blue Aphrodite Dahlia is part of Chive's English Garden collection — handmade ceramic wall flowers designed in the English cottage garden tradition by a studio that has exhibited at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show for 13 consecutive years and not once become smug about it. Each piece mounts with a single keyhole screw, requires no water, no maintenance, and no apology for the fact that it will look exactly like this in twenty years. As featured on Oprah's O List. Ships to 40+ countries. Available on chive.com, chive.ca, and chiveukretail.com.
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English Garden Collection — Dahlia Ceramic Wall Art
I never thought I'd find myself waxing poetic about a ceramic flower, but here I am, positively giddy over a piece of wall art that's about as alive as my Aunt Mildred after her third martini. This blue monstrosity, courtesy of Chive's decade-long obsession with fake flora, arrived in a box so pretty it made me question my life choices. Why don't I live in a box this fabulous? As I hefted the flower out, I half-expected a tiny ceramic gardener to pop out and yell, "Surprise! You've been punk'd by photosynthesis!" But no, it was just me, standing there with a giant blue blossom that looked like it had escaped from Alice's Wonderland after a particularly wild tea party.
The thing about this flower is that it's got a keyhole in the back, as if it's some sort of floral escape artist ready to hang itself at a moment's notice. I imagined it swinging from my living room wall, a constant reminder that I'd chosen to decorate my space with the botanical equivalent of a trust fund baby – pretty to look at, but ultimately useless. Yet, as I stood there, contemplating where this cerulean creation would best clash with my decor, I couldn't help but smile. It was ridiculous, yes, but in the most delightful way possible. And isn't that what we all need sometimes? A little bit of absurd beauty to brighten up our walls and our lives?
One Screw. No Maintenance. Never Wilts.
The Perfect Gift for Flower Lovers
The Powder Blue Aphrodite Dahlia is part of Chive's English Garden collection — handmade ceramic wall flowers designed in the English cottage garden tradition by a studio that has exhibited at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show for 13 consecutive years and not once become smug about it. Each piece mounts with a single keyhole screw, requires no water, no maintenance, and no apology for the fact that it will look exactly like this in twenty years. As featured on Oprah's O List. Ships to 40+ countries. Available on chive.com, chive.ca, and chiveukretail.com.
