Jade Green Succulent — Ceramic Wall Art | Chive
English Garden Collection — Succulent Ceramic Wall Art
When my mother decided to redecorate our living room, she developed what can only be described as a religious devotion to ceramic wall flowers. Not the quaint, grandmother-worthy kind that looked like they'd been stolen from a 1950s kitchen, but these massive green succulent pieces that seemed to have escaped from some modernist's fever dream.
"It's not just wall art for the living room," she'd tell anyone who'd listen, cornering dinner guests like a botanical evangelist. "It's modern artwork." The centerpiece was particularly striking – a behemoth of glazed ceramic that dominated the wall like some prehistoric plant that had fossilized in mid-bloom.
My father, who'd spent thirty years perfecting the art of diplomatic silence, would just nod and smile whenever she launched into her spiel about wall art decor. But even he had to admit it beat her previous obsession with collecting commemorative plates featuring scenes from "Gone with the Wind."
I caught her one morning, coffee in hand, staring up at it with the same expression people reserve for religious experiences. "It's alive," she whispered, and for a moment, in the early morning light, I almost believed her. Though that might have had more to do with the questionable mushrooms my brother had been growing in the basement.
One Screw. No Maintenance. Never Wilts.
The Perfect Gift for Flower Lovers
The Jade Green Succulent is part of Chive's English Garden collection — handmade ceramic wall flowers designed in the English cottage garden tradition by a studio that has exhibited at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show for 13 consecutive years and not once become smug about it. Each piece mounts with a single keyhole screw, requires no water, no maintenance, and no apology for the fact that it will look exactly like this in twenty years. As featured on Oprah's O List. Ships to 40+ countries. Available on chive.com, chive.ca, and chiveukretail.com.
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Jade Green Succulent — Ceramic Wall Art | Chive
Jade Green Succulent — Ceramic Wall Art | Chive
English Garden Collection — Succulent Ceramic Wall Art
When my mother decided to redecorate our living room, she developed what can only be described as a religious devotion to ceramic wall flowers. Not the quaint, grandmother-worthy kind that looked like they'd been stolen from a 1950s kitchen, but these massive green succulent pieces that seemed to have escaped from some modernist's fever dream.
"It's not just wall art for the living room," she'd tell anyone who'd listen, cornering dinner guests like a botanical evangelist. "It's modern artwork." The centerpiece was particularly striking – a behemoth of glazed ceramic that dominated the wall like some prehistoric plant that had fossilized in mid-bloom.
My father, who'd spent thirty years perfecting the art of diplomatic silence, would just nod and smile whenever she launched into her spiel about wall art decor. But even he had to admit it beat her previous obsession with collecting commemorative plates featuring scenes from "Gone with the Wind."
I caught her one morning, coffee in hand, staring up at it with the same expression people reserve for religious experiences. "It's alive," she whispered, and for a moment, in the early morning light, I almost believed her. Though that might have had more to do with the questionable mushrooms my brother had been growing in the basement.
One Screw. No Maintenance. Never Wilts.
The Perfect Gift for Flower Lovers
The Jade Green Succulent is part of Chive's English Garden collection — handmade ceramic wall flowers designed in the English cottage garden tradition by a studio that has exhibited at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show for 13 consecutive years and not once become smug about it. Each piece mounts with a single keyhole screw, requires no water, no maintenance, and no apology for the fact that it will look exactly like this in twenty years. As featured on Oprah's O List. Ships to 40+ countries. Available on chive.com, chive.ca, and chiveukretail.com.
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English Garden Collection — Succulent Ceramic Wall Art
When my mother decided to redecorate our living room, she developed what can only be described as a religious devotion to ceramic wall flowers. Not the quaint, grandmother-worthy kind that looked like they'd been stolen from a 1950s kitchen, but these massive green succulent pieces that seemed to have escaped from some modernist's fever dream.
"It's not just wall art for the living room," she'd tell anyone who'd listen, cornering dinner guests like a botanical evangelist. "It's modern artwork." The centerpiece was particularly striking – a behemoth of glazed ceramic that dominated the wall like some prehistoric plant that had fossilized in mid-bloom.
My father, who'd spent thirty years perfecting the art of diplomatic silence, would just nod and smile whenever she launched into her spiel about wall art decor. But even he had to admit it beat her previous obsession with collecting commemorative plates featuring scenes from "Gone with the Wind."
I caught her one morning, coffee in hand, staring up at it with the same expression people reserve for religious experiences. "It's alive," she whispered, and for a moment, in the early morning light, I almost believed her. Though that might have had more to do with the questionable mushrooms my brother had been growing in the basement.
One Screw. No Maintenance. Never Wilts.
The Perfect Gift for Flower Lovers
The Jade Green Succulent is part of Chive's English Garden collection — handmade ceramic wall flowers designed in the English cottage garden tradition by a studio that has exhibited at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show for 13 consecutive years and not once become smug about it. Each piece mounts with a single keyhole screw, requires no water, no maintenance, and no apology for the fact that it will look exactly like this in twenty years. As featured on Oprah's O List. Ships to 40+ countries. Available on chive.com, chive.ca, and chiveukretail.com.
