Pale Blue English Rose — Ceramic Wall Art | Chive
France Collection — Rose Ceramic Wall Flower
After my sister had her baby, I found myself Googling "nursery art" with the same intensity others might research heart surgeons. The fact that infants can't appreciate wall art decor seemed irrelevant – I was determined to be the uncle who gave something meaningful, or at least something that wouldn't immediately end up in a donation bin.
What I found was a ceramic flower, blue-green and roughly the size of a dessert plate, looking exactly like a english rose if roses went to art school and developed existential angst. The website called it "abstract artwork," which felt like a generous way of saying "we're not quite sure what we made here either."
The piece came with a keyhole mount, a term I had to look up, confirming my suspicion that I was wildly unqualified for this gift-giving mission. Wall-mounted flowers, it turns out, are the sort of thing that make people say, "Oh... how unique," in that tone that suggests they're mentally rearranging their friendship criteria.
When I finally presented it, my sister stared at it for a long moment before asking if it was meant to be educational. "Yes," I lied, "it's teaching the baby about contemporary art movements. And vegetables."
One Screw. No Maintenance. Never Wilts.
The Perfect Gift for Flower Lovers
The Pale Blue English Rose is part of Chive's France Collection — handmade ceramic wall flowers in the French country tradition, by a studio with thirteen consecutive years at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show. Mounts with one keyhole screw, never wilts, requires nothing from you except a wall and a decision. As featured on Oprah's O List. Ships to 40+ countries. Available on chive.com and chive.ca.
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Pale Blue English Rose — Ceramic Wall Art | Chive
Pale Blue English Rose — Ceramic Wall Art | Chive
France Collection — Rose Ceramic Wall Flower
After my sister had her baby, I found myself Googling "nursery art" with the same intensity others might research heart surgeons. The fact that infants can't appreciate wall art decor seemed irrelevant – I was determined to be the uncle who gave something meaningful, or at least something that wouldn't immediately end up in a donation bin.
What I found was a ceramic flower, blue-green and roughly the size of a dessert plate, looking exactly like a english rose if roses went to art school and developed existential angst. The website called it "abstract artwork," which felt like a generous way of saying "we're not quite sure what we made here either."
The piece came with a keyhole mount, a term I had to look up, confirming my suspicion that I was wildly unqualified for this gift-giving mission. Wall-mounted flowers, it turns out, are the sort of thing that make people say, "Oh... how unique," in that tone that suggests they're mentally rearranging their friendship criteria.
When I finally presented it, my sister stared at it for a long moment before asking if it was meant to be educational. "Yes," I lied, "it's teaching the baby about contemporary art movements. And vegetables."
One Screw. No Maintenance. Never Wilts.
The Perfect Gift for Flower Lovers
The Pale Blue English Rose is part of Chive's France Collection — handmade ceramic wall flowers in the French country tradition, by a studio with thirteen consecutive years at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show. Mounts with one keyhole screw, never wilts, requires nothing from you except a wall and a decision. As featured on Oprah's O List. Ships to 40+ countries. Available on chive.com and chive.ca.
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France Collection — Rose Ceramic Wall Flower
After my sister had her baby, I found myself Googling "nursery art" with the same intensity others might research heart surgeons. The fact that infants can't appreciate wall art decor seemed irrelevant – I was determined to be the uncle who gave something meaningful, or at least something that wouldn't immediately end up in a donation bin.
What I found was a ceramic flower, blue-green and roughly the size of a dessert plate, looking exactly like a english rose if roses went to art school and developed existential angst. The website called it "abstract artwork," which felt like a generous way of saying "we're not quite sure what we made here either."
The piece came with a keyhole mount, a term I had to look up, confirming my suspicion that I was wildly unqualified for this gift-giving mission. Wall-mounted flowers, it turns out, are the sort of thing that make people say, "Oh... how unique," in that tone that suggests they're mentally rearranging their friendship criteria.
When I finally presented it, my sister stared at it for a long moment before asking if it was meant to be educational. "Yes," I lied, "it's teaching the baby about contemporary art movements. And vegetables."
One Screw. No Maintenance. Never Wilts.
The Perfect Gift for Flower Lovers
The Pale Blue English Rose is part of Chive's France Collection — handmade ceramic wall flowers in the French country tradition, by a studio with thirteen consecutive years at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show. Mounts with one keyhole screw, never wilts, requires nothing from you except a wall and a decision. As featured on Oprah's O List. Ships to 40+ countries. Available on chive.com and chive.ca.
